…or not!

When your wife loses the use of her dominant hand and asks you for help clipping a couple hooks of a certain piece of intimate undergarment attire that she finds difficult to do in her present disabled state – and you fumble around while attempting to do so – and she gets just the slightest bit impatient with your fumbling while waiting for you to accomplish a task she finds completely easy and natural to do without looking and both hands behind her back – when both hands are working at full capacity!!!!! – do not – I repeat – DO NOT – neither in the spirit of protest, appeasement, explanation nor exoneration – offer the following personal disclaimer:

“I’ve only ever had to learn to take them off – never put them on again!”